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April 28, 2006

Recent Keyword Analysis

Every once in a while I like to look at Statcounter and see what searches are bringing people to my blog. I know using foul language makes those results really awful so I try really hard not to do that (also because it makes for bad writing). Today I checked and saw this:

2 25.00% tater tots t shirt
1 12.50% mamas-crazy
1 12.50% hymen reattachment
1 12.50% zits comic january 26
1 12.50% dean karnazes whole foods
1 12.50% dudes look like a lady
1 12.50% shut your pie hole

Loved it. I've never had such variety before and it's mostly so clean. Hymen reattachment is a little oogie but I did mention it in context of all the loopy things women feel compelled to do to be more attractive.

For my money, when it comes to doing something to be more attractive I'll take 'getting buff from training for a marathon' for 200, Alex.

April 26, 2006

Humble Pie

Mark, The Blogfather and my new favorite person, wrote a post not too long ago about run he had that was sub-optimal for him. He ended that post by asking the question "Had any humble pie lately? " That got me to thinking about my particular answer which came out a resounding "Yes!" I eat humble pie every single time I go for a run, a ride or a swim. Every.single.time.

I am not a performance athlete. I didn't even begin my life as a casual athlete until I was in my late 30s when I started running. I started swimming in my mid-40s and I started riding my bike last summer in my early 50s so at some level I'm a rookie. At every level my performance is, on a good day, middle of pack-ish. I spend my swims eating other people's bubbles and my rides watching my riding partner's backs. I don't fault myself for that - I am kind and loving when I'm not beating myself up for being a weiner.

I have had to work hard to come to grips with what has always felt like a lack of talent. It took me a really long time to appreciate my efforts at all - to recognize that just getting out there and doing what it takes to cover the distance really does count. That was in spite of all of the kudos I got from just about everyone I know. Lately I've even been pleased with my efforts because I have started working harder and it seems to be paying off. My times are better and I feel better after I finish.

Until recently my routine was to eat my humble pie, lace up my shoes or get in the saddle or pull on my goggles and then go out and just sort of run or swim or pedal. I often thought of Signorney Weaver playing Lt. Tawny Madison in Galaxy Quest shouting, "Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it's *stupid*, but I'm gonna do it, okay? " the parallel being "Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it's *hard* and I'm not that great at it , but I'm gonna do it, okay? "

I could talk about how lots of people never get past "I could never do that!" which is what I said about running a marathon when I first started running. I didn't even want to get past that feeling and then, somehow, and I can't for the life of me remember how this happened, I signed up with Team in Training and I did it - I ran a marathon. 6 years later I turned 50 so I ran another marathon and my time was worse - by 8 minutes.

Now I'm training for another marathon because I believe I can do better. I believe I can work and train and focus on my weaknesses (form and lack of strength) and run a marathon in just under 5 hours. Since I've started trying harder and started getting better I'm eating less humble pie and focusing more on the next little mini-goal, the next triumph.

I'm sure there will be many more days when I eat humble pie and feel discouraged but finally, after years and years of begrudgingly continuing to go the distance in spite of my limitations I'm starting to feel like I am reaching for my potential and that tastes a whole lot better than even the most lovingly baked humble pie. Besides, I need to save some room for the tater-tots!

April 22, 2006

Devilishly Delicious

I could hardly wait to run today because I had to take a few days off due to an impending injury (sore soleus muscle). The goal was to run 6 miles. When I first started out my calf was hurting and I thought about tossing in the towel but no - I decided to keep on going for a bit and then reevaluate. The further I went the better I felt so I just kept going. T his is kind of a milestone for me. In the past I generally took any excuse I could find to stop running, run less, slow down, stop, complain, be a big baby - you name it. Having the desire to run outpace my inner whiner is a new and very welcomed addition in my life.

When I hit 6 miles I thought about stopping but then I thought, "Why?" If you keep running you will get home that much sooner and so I kept running and I kept my pace even though I was going up hill.

I had to overshoot my road and stop at 7-11 to get some milk. I hit the stop button on the Garmin and looked down - 6.66 miles and no leg pain at all. Devilishly delicious, indeed.

Pace:
1 - 10:17
2 - 10:25
3 - 10:59
4 - 10:58
5 - 10:29
6 - 1051
.66 - 10:38

April 21, 2006

Possibly the worst movie ever made

Paris Hilton singing Happy Birthday to Hugh Heffner on his 80th.

I'm usually really good at figuring out what powers a truly screwed up woman but Paris has me completely bumfuzzled. There is no explanation for this behavior. She is a freak, plain and simple.

April 20, 2006

The Best Movie Ever!

Get it right here

"This is small! This is really small!"

So very entertaining

And if you haven't gotten in on the action get going! It's for a great cause and the fun is just beginning!

It was fun while it lasted

I have been such a stud lately - I have amazed myself. The Plan ended up becoming this

April 13 - 6.38 mile Run - Avg pace 10:35
April 15 - 25 mile Bike Ride, 5.42 miles run. Avg pace 10:34
April 16 - rest
April 17 - swim 2000 yds.
April 18 - Run 6 miles. Avg pace 10:13

April 19 - Swim 2600 yds. Run 3 miles Avg pace 10:13

I was so proud of myself. All that cross training and those times! I was also proud of myself for swimming and running on Wednesday because I went to an awards program and ate a couple of donut holes Tuesday night so I really kind of had to do that. But mostly I was jazzed about that pace - 10:13!!!

Alas, somewhere around last Tuesday I notice a little pain in my left calf. I chose to ignore it. It seemed like it was going away until yesterday when I ran and noticed that it was not going away - it was lingering. I did a little googling and it seems that the pain I have is often the first symptom of an over use injury. Sigh....

I scuttled today's running plan (6 miles) in favor of rest. I will probably swim tomorrow but not run. I am supposed to go on a hilly, hard bike ride on Saturday but I'm thinking that maybe a not so hilly ride followed by a 6 mile run is better.

Hopefully the leg will settle down and I can get back out there and keep that pace thing going. Who knows, maybe I'll even get a running skirt to see if it helps because who wouldn't want to look like this?

If you haven't gone over to Mark's blog to check out the running skirt program you really should.

I actually think I need a coach to help me with my biomechanics but I can't afford that right now. If you know of a good book that helps with form please let me know!

April 16, 2006

It's a Beautiful Day

It isn't a beautiful day because of the weather. In fact, it rained again today - hard. It was a beautiful day weatherwise on Thursday and I had the great good fortune to run in the sun. I covered 6.38 miles in 1:07:38 for an average mile pace of 10:35 - very respectable. But that isn't the beautiful thing, either.

I had been wanting to go for a bike ride because I hadn't done that since the Cinderella on March 28 which was quite some time ago. I just hadn't gotten around to it either because it was raining or because I was focused on running. The time had come to get back in the saddle. Yesterday I went out at 6:30AM with friends C and B and I rode 25 miles with them. They continued up our local "mountain" but I didn't want to do that because I still needed to run 6 miles.

On my way back it started raining. I couldn't believe it. I had intended to get home on the bike, change shorts and shoes and head back out the door but no - it was really raining by the time I got home. I was starving so I ate then I needed to wait to run because otherwise stuff would be sloshing in my tummy and I would hurl. Then I decided I was sooooooo tired because I had woken up in the night and couldn't get back to sleep for 3 hours so I took a nap. Then I got up and it was still raining and I did some stuff around the house.

Finally, at about 5:30 it seemed it might rain some more but it might not. I grumbled and complained to myself that I really couldn't go running because it was late and it might rain. And then I said to myself, "Self - do you really want to get up tomorrow cursing yourself for failing to do what you said you would do? Can you really live with yourself if you do that?" And Myself said, "Hell no - not a chance" so I got on my running stuff and headed out the door. I thought I went 3 miles before I turned around but somehow when I got home I had only gone 5.42 miles but that was okay. It took me 57:22 for an average pace of 10:34/mile. Very respectable.

But that isn't the beautiful thing, either. The thing that made today beautiful is that yesterday I rode my bike 25 miles and I ran 5 miles and today my legs are NOT sore. Repeat - my legs are not sore. And that means I am getting stronger and fitter and that, my friends, is a beautiful thing.

Tomorrow I swim and then Tuesday I run at least 6 miles, maybe more.

April 11, 2006

It's raining - again

I started this post yesterday. It is still raining today. I am getting quite despondent with this weather! ====

It is raining and I am breaking with THE PLAN which is okay because ...well... it's my plan. I ran 8 miles Monday so that's a good start on the week. I swam this morning (Wednesday) so I'm not in terrible shape but it is supposed to rain more tomorrow and I MUST run so I will have to run in the rain - sigh. I don't like running in the rain.

Weekly Milage Since the Beginning of the Year:


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I only need to run another 15 miles this week to keep that trend going up. If it would quit raining that would be really easy. As it is - not so easy :-(

April 10, 2006

It's all about the Tater-Tots

Last Thursday Evening I went to a local bookstore to hear Dean Karnazes, the Ultra-Marathon Man * speak. He is a local guy so there were quite a few people there, probably 25 which is pretty good for a book reading.

The guy is about the most humble, unassuming person in the world. He is not very big and he had on long pants but you could tell his limbs were ridges of muscle that looked like the branches of a Manzanita tree, hard and smooth and strong.

He talked about how people ask him 'how do you do it' to which he responded 'you just tilt your body forward, put your arms in this position and put one foot in front of the other - over and over. He said people ask him, "why do you do it" to which he responded, "Well, I like the free Power Bars and t-shirts". Ha ha - he didn't fool me and I immediately started storing up questions for the inevitable Q & A period.

Then, as he was telling a story about running at night a couple of guys walked in, late. One had on a Western States 100 t-shirt and the other was a scruffy, gum chewing guy who looked like he might have just wandered away from Sing-Sing. Dean inclined his head in a sort of "Hey I know you" way and instead of entering quietly and sitting down they went over to him, shook hands, gave their names and reminded him of what races they had been in together. I was a little stunned by their rudeness and Dean was a bit thrown off but finally they sat down and he got back to the story and the evening went on.

In addition to running 1000s of miles a year, often 200 miles at a clip, he is founder and president of a company that makes relatively healthy snack foods. They make Olive Oil potato chips and peanut butter stuffed pretzels among other things. The business is growning because they sell to Trader Joe and Whole Foods and both of those companies are growing. He says he wants to put himself out of a job because he doesn't do anything but his employees won't let him. I can believe it - he'd be a great person to have around.

Anyhow, after he was done it was Q & A time and I worked really hard not to monopolize the session. I told him I thought it was oh so amusing about the PowerBars and the T-shirts but really, you must suffer pain several times an event - how do you get through that? He said he just embraces the pain - "bring it on, baby!" and he just pushes through. He just does. I'm taking that strategy to heart because I did have that experience on my long bike ride.

My favorite thing was how he eats when he is out running at night. He says he calls a pizza place, tells them about where he will be in 20 minutes and the delivery guy just finds him. He always orders a large pizza NOT cut into slices and when it comes he rolls it up like a burrito and "just mows it" while he continues running. How great an image is that?

After Q & A time it was book signing time. The 2 Rude Dudes went right up and starting shucking and jiving with him, leaving about 15 people just standing there waiting for about 10 minutes. Honestly, these guys need to get a clue. In the course of their conversation they talked about how they had heard him say that before an endurance event you should eat a lot of fat so the night before their last Ultra-marathon they ate bacon and ham and sausage and eggs and they had a great run. I stood there wondering what would I do - I don't eat terristrial animals. I figured I could come up with something.

Friday the kidlet and I went down to San Diego as noted in my last post. While we were looking at the college she will be going to I saw some girls walking back from the dining hall carrying bowls full of Tater-Tots. I turned to Pookie and said, "watch out for those Tater-Tots. That's how the dreaded Freshman 15 happens." She took note. But then in a flash I got it. Before my long runs I'm going to switch from loading up on spaghetti to eating Tater-Tots - YES! I love Tater-tots but I never eat them because, you know... the Freshman 15 doesn't just afflict freshmen.

All about me
Tonight I had an amazing run. I went 8 miles in 1:26 for an average pace of 10:46/mile. That's really good for me over distance, particularly since I have just started training. Best of all my splits were:
10:20, 10:17, 10:43, 10:49, 11:19, 10:12, 10:31, 11:56.

I can't even tell you how pleased I am with miles 6 and 7. Yeah me! I was working hard on that last mile but I was just out of gas and even walked about 30 steps. See, I had been meaning to run all day so I kept not really eating and I was just under fueled and really hungry. I'll bet it would have gone better if I had Tater-Tot loaded. Next time I go for a long one that's just what I'll do.

Additional tips from Dean:
1). To avoid losing your toe nails he reccomends those insoles that you bake in the oven and then mold to your feet. He thinks it keeps your foot from slipping forward which is what causes your toe nails to bang repeatedly against the inside of your shoe and get peeled back from the nail bed. He actually has a few toenails still and considering his milage I think that's impressive.

2). The day after you run an endurance event go out and do a little running. He says even if you have to hobble for 2 miles do it - you will recover faster. I have certainly not tried that but I will this training season.

* You can watch Karnazes appearance on David Letterman here. Letterman asked a lot of the same questions I asked and he got exactly the same answers.

April 08, 2006

2 things - real quick!

I am at the amazing UCSD library right now using one of their internet connected computers. My daugther is at another, sending in her intention to register - she is in love with this place - Woo-hoo!

I am in love with this place, too. I was able to run on the beach today - in the sunshine! It is beautiful down here. There were tons of surfers in the water and it was just perfect. I can't say much for my pace but I wasn't really focused on that. I was focused on the sounds and the smells and the fact that it was sunny and warm. Sun....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm....sun. Love that. Apparently it is raining and gross up where I live.


Second of all - I went to a book signing by Dean Karnazes, The Ultra Marathon Man on Thursday night. He was amazing. The man ran 350 contiguous miles and lived to tell the tale. I have hot tips for you! But I need to move along so stay tuned.

April 06, 2006

Today's Crushing Blow

I really wanted to run the Nike Women's 1/2 Marathon in SF on October 22. It is already sold out! I swear I was just looking for the 2006 site to come up about 2 weeks ago and now it is SOLD OUT!!! I am so bummed I can hardly stand it. I'm guessing that TNT has reserved well over 1/2 the spots so I am hoping it opens up again if they don't fill all the places. I even sent them an email. WAHHHHHHH...........

(I know - you're all wondering if I'd like a little cheese with that whine)

I also had a merely so-so run. 5.16 miles, avg pace 11:13. I did do a lot of hills but still - that did not make my day.

Addendum - I got an email back and the guy said it was sold out and there is no waiting list. I'm going to subject myself to a Nike mailing list just in case I'm right and TNT releases some spots and they need to let people know they are available. A girl can dream.

April 05, 2006

Ow

I went to the track last night to do some speed work (it finally stopped raining!). Today my right glute and hammies hurt. Ow. Not an injury kind of hurt - just a sore muscle thing. I ran 1/2 Yassos if there is such a thing. 1/4 mile slow followed by 1/4 mile fast. There was a CYO track group there of kids from 5-15 all of whom smoked me repeatedly. That was fun - NOT.

I've concluded that the Garmin 201 is not useful on the track. It shows elevation changes that I'm quite sure don't exist. The stop watch function worked fine as did the distance measurement and baby, I was smokin'! My average moving pace was 9:04 and my overall pace was 10:32 I like that. With the exception of lap 3 (I think I stopped and drank water) things look pretty good.

Lap Time/Distance
1 - 2:36/ 0.28
2 - 8:52/ 1.00
3 - 4:37/ 0.28
4 - 2:29/ 0.25
5 - 2:14/ 0.25
6 - 2:44/ 0.25
7 - 2:15/ 0.25
8 - 2:47/ 0.25
9 - 2:12/ 0.25
10 - 2:00/ 0.16

Now if I could just beat those kids .....

Today I failed to make it to the pool. I did take a bit of a walk but really - I let myself down because I didn't stick to The Plan. Oh well..

Tomorrow - 4 - 6 miles depending on how I feel.