Duuuude... I just moisturized and like, wow

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There's a new product on the market I learned about from an email I got from a beauty company. I think it has potential beyond its intended use. Like, wow... who, knew?


Hempz Herbal Moisturizer
Enriched with Natural Cannabis Sativa Hemp Seed Extract

The copy from a page advertising it says:
Hempz Herbal Moisturizer is an all-day herbal body lotion providing dramatic skin moisturization to improve the health of skin through the use of pure Hemp Seed Oil and Extract.

I think what they meant was

Whoa - Duuuude.... I moisturized and like wow. I'm having a really good day. I'm watching cartoons and eating some awesome cereal - the kind with little colored marshmallows in it. Dude, have you ever really looked at those things. Whoa - so trippy. And when you put them in your mouth if you just let them sit on your tongue they kind of just collapse into a pile of pastel sugary goodness - NIRVANA, MAN! Love my moisturizer, man. So cool. An my skin is like - so soft. Like you know, man - my face feels like a baby's butt, man. Fuckin' A, man. Hempz rooolz

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Are you sure it's not laced with something? I mean it must be some GOOD sensi if you are that tripped out, ....man! :-)

I tired some hemp lip gloss and my lips blistered.
I must be allergic to hemp. LOL

LOLOLOLOL. Duuuuuuude. Toe-Ta-Lee. Sweeeeeeeeet.

Duuuude, I like the hemp anti chaffing lotion but it slows down my running although I feel like i'm flying

I tried that stuff once, then got the munchies like crazy.

Have you tried smoking your lotion yet? Duuude!

I'll have to give this a try.

i was doing this "eating healthy" thing for awhile and the woman who was coaching me had me drinking these weird shakes with hemp oil. hm. i didn't put much thought into until now. its prolly a good thing i didn't have to get drug tested during that time, huh??? :-)

you're rockin' there 21CM!

that stuff smells great.

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