Duuuude... I just moisturized and like, wow
There's a new product on the market I learned about from an email I got from a beauty company. I think it has potential beyond its intended use. Like, wow... who, knew?
Hempz Herbal Moisturizer
Enriched with Natural Cannabis Sativa Hemp Seed Extract
The copy from a page advertising it says:
Hempz Herbal Moisturizer is an all-day herbal body lotion providing dramatic skin moisturization to improve the health of skin through the use of pure Hemp Seed Oil and Extract.
I think what they meant was
Whoa - Duuuude.... I moisturized and like wow. I'm having a really good day. I'm watching cartoons and eating some awesome cereal - the kind with little colored marshmallows in it. Dude, have you ever really looked at those things. Whoa - so trippy. And when you put them in your mouth if you just let them sit on your tongue they kind of just collapse into a pile of pastel sugary goodness - NIRVANA, MAN! Love my moisturizer, man. So cool. An my skin is like - so soft. Like you know, man - my face feels like a baby's butt, man. Fuckin' A, man. Hempz rooolz
Comments
Are you sure it's not laced with something? I mean it must be some GOOD sensi if you are that tripped out, ....man! :-)
Posted by: fe-lady | December 2, 2007 7:13 AM
I tired some hemp lip gloss and my lips blistered.
I must be allergic to hemp. LOL
Posted by: kara | December 2, 2007 3:28 PM
LOLOLOLOL. Duuuuuuude. Toe-Ta-Lee. Sweeeeeeeeet.
Posted by: Tammy | December 2, 2007 7:08 PM
Duuuude, I like the hemp anti chaffing lotion but it slows down my running although I feel like i'm flying
Posted by: iliketoast | December 2, 2007 9:22 PM
I tried that stuff once, then got the munchies like crazy.
Posted by: Donald | December 3, 2007 3:32 PM
Have you tried smoking your lotion yet? Duuude!
Posted by: the Dread Pirate Rackham | December 3, 2007 10:28 PM
I'll have to give this a try.
Posted by: Susan | December 4, 2007 7:30 AM
i was doing this "eating healthy" thing for awhile and the woman who was coaching me had me drinking these weird shakes with hemp oil. hm. i didn't put much thought into until now. its prolly a good thing i didn't have to get drug tested during that time, huh??? :-)
Posted by: momo | December 4, 2007 5:52 PM
you're rockin' there 21CM!
Posted by: david | December 9, 2007 5:09 PM
that stuff smells great.
Posted by: IronJenny | December 11, 2007 7:43 PM