As mentioned previously I've been braving the public transport system here in Brisbane lately. One thing I've noticed in the last couple of weeks is that our buses and trains are inadequately signed. They give the usual expected warnings about standing clear of doors, standing behind the yellow lines, not exiting while doors are closing, and all of those (one would think) obvious safety tips, but it isn't enough.
Nobody stands guard to warn us of the real horrors we are sure to face. Nothing prepares the unsuspecting or inexperienced commuters of the abhorration that is the new and devolved 21st century teen. Nobody has thought to post signs on the side of the bus proclaiming "Here There Be Monsters" or "Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here". Or maybe they did, and these demon-children have torn them down to place on the walls over their beds.
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