August 27, 2007
a blonde went to get her car serviced
a routine plain and simple oil change.
"Morning Ma'am"
blonde looks behind her to see where the 70 year old is
"Morning"
"Oil change this morning for you?"
"Yes"
"Anything else we can do for you?"
"Oh, there is a funny noise coming from the brakes I think"
"Noise, what type of noise?"
"Uhmm, you want me to make the noise?"
"Is it a squeaky noise?"
"No, more like a clunky metal noise"
"Oh" his face is all screwed up
"Why are you making that face?"
"Clunky metal noise isn't good"
"Oh" now my face is all screwed up
Posted by Ali at August 27, 2007 9:06 AM
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A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer, because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with one of her friends.
Her friend suggested, "There may be a way of selling that car, but it's not going to be legal."
"That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car."
"Right," replied her friend, "here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car."
The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on her friend's advice.
About one month after that, her friend saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your car?"
"No," replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on it."
Posted by: Darryl at August 27, 2007 9:34 AM
oh no...
I hate when shows always break at the best part...
Posted by: Tea at August 27, 2007 1:43 PM
Cars suck!!
Posted by: Allison at August 27, 2007 3:58 PM
Oh yes... the clunk here, the sqeak over there, the click-clack, click-clack under that. I know that sound says the mechanic, I can have you all fixed up no problem. The next sound you hear comes not from you car, but from the room just around the corner...cha-ching, cha-ching.
Posted by: Running Hoosier at August 27, 2007 9:18 PM