Have you seen this women?
Have you read her blog?
Be careful. I warn you.
She would have us believe she is an over qualified baby-sitter, who's only form of exercise is sitting on a stationary bike reading celebrity gossip.
It's all a front. That's right big smokescreen.
She is actually an elite athlete.
I know you're thinking she's funny! With all that wit and humour how can she be fast? She has a ghost writer on staff, I don't have proof (yet) but it's the only thing that makes sense. I'm pretty sure this 'husband' she keeps referring to is actually her coach. Need more proof? They have to move across country! Emphasis on 'have to' ...
Still a Doubting Thomas?
a 15k (9.3 mile) race on Saturday. I finished in 1:14.30, a 7:59 minute mile pace.

Damn. You've figured me out.
I'm surprised that it's taken so long...just look at that picture up there. One hundred and fifty two pounds of iron-like strength. It speaks for itself.
I wouldn't call myself an elite, but I'm moving in that direction with the help of my coach husband Ngu Kikaku. He's from Kenya and I met him on the internet.
You're such a nut! I'll admit that I'm quick for a clydesdale, but that's about the extent of it.
Busted!
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Elite Athlete's blogs are not that funny! I really like the ghost writer theory though, you might be onto something there.
Great pic! And a great since of humor too!!