That was a fabulous and hilarious drunk story. I loved it!!

That is absolutely priceless. I love it.

That was an awesome story! I love it.

You are one smart cookie Ali.

Hilarious. I hate those alarms. Mine was going off for a couple days. I thought it was a watch that someone game me. I got rid of the watch and it kept happening. I finally figured out what it was - DORK!

Hilarious. I hate those alarms. Mine was going off for a couple days. I thought it was a watch that someone game me. I got rid of the watch and it kept happening. I finally figured out what it was - DORK!

HA! i couldn't LOL in my cube so it had to be internal.
my cat does one of those half-rings every morning if i don't wake up at 4:48 am, now it's at 3:48 because she hasn't figured out the time change yet - i should have a drink and wrap her up in a blanket.

oh.
my.
God.

you are fucking hilarious!!!!!!!

You're the best story writer on the whole internet. I love your stories!

Oh my goodness that is hilarious!!! Thank you for the good laugh, I needed it!

Hilarious!!!

I love it that you AND your husband both thought it was the phone.

hee hee, love that you tell that on yourself. I was pretty young when I first heard "that noise". I also happened to be alone and it scared the crap out of me. It was coming from the garage, I was all of 15, I was sure someone was trying to lure me to the garage so they could attack me!!

that's what I was looking for!!! OHH I'm dying here!

ok. wipe tears from eyes. that was too funny. I've had a similar experience. I had to sit in the hallway to wait for the sound so I could move closer and closer. Like stalking my pray. today theirs so many things that make sounds in the middle of the night. smoke detector, pagers, computers, kids games. I event thought it was coming out of the drain in the shower, maybe a cricket. turns out it was my wife's pager in her purse.

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