a house that requires sitting. preferably on a tropical island. with staff. or without. I'm flexible. and I can start immediately.
if you are in the situation of having a house, say on a secluded beach in, oh, I don't know, St Barts and are worried about it getting lonely while you are skiing in Aspen. I'm your gal!
drop me an email and I'll get back to you faster than you can say freeloader.

I'm not sure Ali is the responsible house sitter you are looking for, so if you do have an opening, you should probably see me first. :)
Let me know if you need any help with that. I'll bring the wine.
Need a roommate??
Will you accept a house with lots of soft white s..*ahem* right up to the door, outdoor water nearby *snicker*, filled with kids? That's sitting of a sort, isn't it???
Can I go?
I really hate everything about life as it is today. Especially here in Houston.
I need to leave everything far far behind.
I'm with you. When do we leave?
I have a house on a temperate island... Australia.
Ladies we have a house! Thanks Ewen, I off to pack. Nancy get the wine.