what a fine speciman
who? WHO?!!
the most amazingly attractive drop dead gorgeous man I think I have ever seen. ever. (at least this month).
he was amazing. tall. dark hair. walked with a swagger that said “that’s right ladies. I have arrived. and you want me, and I know it, but hey, I’m still a cool nice guy, lets do lunch!” … his hair… it was shortish-long… you know, kinda blew in the wind, but still a really good hottie hair cut.
as he walked towards my path, before getting a good look at him, I casually say to Ballerina Girl…"whoa. who’s this character"… thinking nothing of it. but as we grew closer, and closer still, i held my breath. i tried to maintain composure. i attempted eye-contact, but seeing as how i probably came up to his belly-button, there was no eye-contact to be had.
and with that, he passed me. walking in opposite directions. carrying his gym bag. which of course just makes him all the more attractive. why? because that’s how it works, ladies and gentleman, it just does. you don’t question it. you just accept.
and after he had passed, and was out of ear-shot, i finally caught my breath. my knees buckled, i stumbled with the grace of an elephant, and i had three words.
oh. my. gawd.
tomorrow i'm putting on makeup, and actually brushing my hair (!!).
i'm camping out on the basketball court (because, i've done my homework, and he frequents the basketball court.... ooh. ouch. what's that?... my ITB is acting up. i think i need to stretch..... huh. whaddaya know. stretch mats are on the basketball court..... hmm. how 'bout that!??!?) and i'm going to telepathically instruct him to have an unquenchable desire to get to know the girl on the stretching mat.....
thats the plan. we'll see how it goes......
Comments
DATE: 10:34 AM
here's hoping your fiendishly clever plan will work!but makeup? and brushing hair? is that what it takes?? good grief!
Posted by: jeanne | July 4, 2006 8:03 PM
DATE: 10:59 AM
...for us
Posted by: Kiran | July 4, 2006 8:03 PM
DATE: 10:58 AM
Hmmm, what was my husband doing in KC? *giggle*. I'm kidding! Too bad you couldn't get all dressed up (like some kinda ad exec) and pretend you were taking pictures of the gym for a ad promo and snap a pic of him!
Posted by: Kiran | July 4, 2006 8:03 PM
DATE: 10:52 AM
I say screw it...do whatever it takes!!! You never know if you don't try!!!! Good luck!!!!!!
Posted by: Anne | July 4, 2006 8:03 PM
DATE: 1:20 PM
Good luck on your stalking... ;)
Posted by: Flatman | July 4, 2006 8:03 PM
DATE: 11:30 AM
He's probably gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. ;-)
Posted by: Ben, aka BadBen | July 4, 2006 8:03 PM
DATE: 2:06 PM
I see a great future for you and your IBT syndrome. ;)
Posted by: Nic | July 4, 2006 8:03 PM
DATE: 4:50 PM
funny. I met my wife when she was working at a health club. The first time we really talked was when I asked to come out to the basketball court and talk to me before she left for the day. I was amazed when she did. She watched me play for a few minutes, we talked...and she was hooked. lol. and so was I.go for it.
Posted by: atownrunner | July 4, 2006 8:03 PM
DATE: 2:49 PM
Here's my suggestion. Get as sweaty as you possibly can (sans makeup and hair combing) and then just walk up to him and ask if he wants to get a drink.If he says yes, he's a keeper. (at least as long as you want to keep him)
Posted by: Okolo | July 4, 2006 8:03 PM
DATE: 2:40 PM
um, well compiling the positives, i would like to say that at least you have a plan...
Posted by: Bolder | July 4, 2006 8:03 PM
DATE: 5:28 PM
LOL! Good plan. The cute ones always like to be ignored. Get real close to him and ignore the hell outta him. LOL... keep us posted. :)
Posted by: Tammy | July 4, 2006 8:03 PM
DATE: 5:00 PM
lmao...
Posted by: Danny | July 4, 2006 8:03 PM
DATE: 4:55 AM
Hehe...That sounds like some wonderful motivation. :-)
Posted by: ncmunchkin | July 4, 2006 8:03 PM
DATE: 1:32 AM
Now that's what I call motivation to do some stretching ;-) I can't wait to see how this works out for you.
Posted by: Jack | July 4, 2006 8:03 PM
DATE: 6:06 PM
To funny!Go get 'em, tiger.
Posted by: boiledpnut | July 4, 2006 8:03 PM
DATE: 8:32 AM
Hey, you're there to work out. I can just see it now. "Little Miss Runner Pants" becomes "Little Miss Flexible Girl" because she spends 2 hours a day on the mats stretching.Too bad it's not at the YMCA where I work out. The running track is above and around the basketball courts. You could get your training in all while letting him see you run. And the occassional stop on the track to stretch would give both parties the opportunity to oggle.
Posted by: Tom | July 4, 2006 8:03 PM
DATE: 7:02 AM
Funny you would say that because I wasn't even in Kansas City yesterday, and I don't have hair.
Posted by: Djgoldnboy | July 4, 2006 8:03 PM
DATE: 11:52 AM
Funny, I never really thought of my hair as anything but 'short'. Plus, I could swear I was in Tulsa yesterday...
Posted by: bitweever | July 4, 2006 8:03 PM
DATE: 8:51 AM
always good to have a sound strategy.
Posted by: Deene | July 4, 2006 8:03 PM
tiger the journey of eye
Posted by: the audio eye of tiger | March 25, 2007 1:43 AM