hungover much?!
i just poured Wheat Thins into my yogurt instead of granola.
it took me a minute to realize... but i decided no. i don't think that would taste good, so, standing on two unbalanced feet, picking out the wheat thins from my granola, i started to laugh.
and then i drooled on myself.
i wish i were kidding.
Comments
DATE: 11:02 AM
At least you didn't add salt instead of sugar to the mixture. I once poured diet coke instead of milk on my cereal.Last time I was hungover I couldn't even stand up until 4pm. Needless to say I haven't done that in over 8 years.
Posted by: Dawn (aka Pink Lady) | July 4, 2006 8:02 PM
DATE: 10:08 AM
LOL! the drool was the perfect closer to that moment!!
Posted by: neese | July 4, 2006 8:02 PM
DATE: 10:06 AM
Don't you mean that you were picking wheat thins out of your YOGURT? Sweetie, I think you need to go back to bed and start over in a few hours.
Posted by: runnergirl | July 4, 2006 8:02 PM
DATE: 9:10 AM
First of all... there are too many damn people commenting named "J" around here. Ahem.Second of all... this has got to be the funniest opening line I've ever read in a blog. I laughed right out loud and Joe looked up and wanted to know what I was laughing at. It was THAT LOUD.--J in Boston
Posted by: J | July 4, 2006 8:02 PM
DATE: 8:59 AM
wait. i just woke up. wait...so you poured wheat thins in your yogurt or in your granola?dude. what did you drink?
Posted by: J | July 4, 2006 8:02 PM
DATE: 8:20 AM
oh.my.gawd.you totally rock.
Posted by: Running Jayhawk | July 4, 2006 8:02 PM
DATE: 8:19 AM
Oh good.Just what exactly did you drink last night?
Posted by: Kevin | July 4, 2006 8:02 PM
DATE: 9:50 AM
Fabulous, just fabulous. I hope you woke up either buck naked or in all of your clothes from the night before...
Posted by: Nic | July 4, 2006 8:02 PM
DATE: 6:13 PM
You know UNC graduates don't seem to have that problem, We only have problems with our wine and cheese being coordinated and then we drool overselves then.Glad you found time to unwind!
Posted by: Kurt | July 4, 2006 8:02 PM
DATE: 3:25 PM
LOL! We don't even have to be there to think this is funny ...
Posted by: Just12Finish | July 4, 2006 8:02 PM
DATE: 2:20 PM
it's actually funnier that you said 'picking out the wheat thins from my granola'...it's like added emphasis on the hungover'ness that is you!
Posted by: Bolder | July 4, 2006 8:02 PM
DATE: 9:44 AM
holy crap thats funny...u must be like me....worse hungover than you ever could be drunk.i too am hungthefuckover this morning....good times...
Posted by: JustJunebug | July 4, 2006 8:02 PM
DATE: 7:17 AM
Wow. That was the funniest damn five sentences I've read in a long time.
Posted by: Mr. Wil | July 4, 2006 8:02 PM
DATE: 6:39 AM
Gurlie,somebody ought to take you drunk cuz you're home.
Posted by: TriBoomer | July 4, 2006 8:02 PM
DATE: 8:25 PM
A drooler...damn you're hot...lol
Posted by: Haight | July 4, 2006 8:02 PM
DATE: 6:31 PM
Why am I somewhat jealous. :) Sounds like someone had a good time.
Posted by: walchka | July 4, 2006 8:02 PM
DATE: 11:57 AM
omg i belong in a home.yeah, i meant i was picking wheat thins outta my yogurt... not my granola.lord have mercy on my drank-too-much-soul...
Posted by: a.maria | July 4, 2006 8:02 PM
DATE: 6:10 PM
It is quite funny that you said you were taking your wheat thins out of your granola...the drooling made me laugh out loudway to go!-Jeanne's NOD
Posted by: Anonymous | July 4, 2006 8:02 PM
DATE: 6:33 PM
Ohhhh .. Bolder and I yet again on the same wavelength. This is the funniest post you've ever written!
Posted by: Wil | July 4, 2006 8:02 PM
DATE: 10:03 AM
But you didn't fall over??? Just keep the small victories in focus.Yes, you created a weird breakfast. Yes, you drooled on yourself. But you did it all while successfully balancing on two feet. Yipppeeee!
Posted by: Iron Pol | July 4, 2006 8:02 PM