Little Miss Runner Pants

OMG...I so remember that episode and thinking that that doesn't really happen...but then i hadn't met you when i saw it...hehe. only a maria. i want to live in your world for just one day. i bet it would be a blast (oh, but not on the licking day...sorry you're on your own there...)

Well sorry that you have been licked...i mean, really, what else do you say in a situation like this???

OMG!! What a jerk!

Are you serious? He actually LICKED you?

That's gross.

holy crap.

i can so see your face, or at least i would suspect it would look like.

that is just creepy - i only lick computers.

i would only lick Susan

EW! Why, oh, why do men think liking your face is sexy? And the inner ear - NO! Gents, a little nibble to the lobe = good. A wet Willy = bad. Maybe a little ear rimming is okay but for the love of all things wonderful women don't really want to be drenched in saliva (with one notable exception but this is a.maria's blog so I'll stop).

So ew - sorry you had that experience.

Okay...I can't help but to laugh...and I'm sorry about that. But in a few yeras, you'll be able to look back, and laugh.

Maybe you were still a little salty from an earlier run and he was low on sodium? ;)

I remember when someone did that with my daughter and she freaked. The guy found out real quick my daughter has quick reactions with her knee. Frankly that is just creepy for the first date. I hope your next date goes much better. Sorry it happened to you though.

haha, I'm guessing that this is a deal breaker and there won't be a second date. I'm not sure about other guys, but the thought of licking some girl like that mostly disgusts me. Very creepy, but, at the same time, entertaining for us :) Hopefully it doesn't happen to you again.

OK...I'm a little confused.

Is Tongue Guy also Guy with Dog? If so, I guess it makes perfect sense that he lapped you like a golden retriever.

Otherwise, ya...a bit creepy...hope you don't need a rabies shot.

This is very funny and disturbing all at once. You would *think* that if the guy had some sort of licking fettish he would at least hold off until like the 5th date or something. I just don't understand men; never have, never will.

Ew. Aren't you glad you have a whole world of internet readers to share your licking stories with? :-)

Guy with dog licks face? Hmmmm

Ewwww! That's durty!

How did you not laugh in his face? HOW???

So what does one say after having been licked by a human? Just wondering.

that's hot! ...hee. ;)

oh, that's one of my favorite episodes!! it's so funny (but only in S&TC). definitely not funny in real life. i'm sorry you had to go through that experience. but make sure you carry some disinfectant wipes on any future dates.

I could see a the first kiss turing into some deeper tounge kissing or making out - but licking you! WOW! Now I know why us men have a bad name. Tell Tounge Guy thanks alot for ruining it for us men that know how to kiss. Sorry for you though that is a bad way to end a good date.

That is almost too funny.

Seriously, licking?

Where does one come from to think that is something you do, especially on a first date?

Are you sure you didn't have some sort of food or dessert left on your face? LOL. i dont understand bad kissers...

no.way.

i don't even lick ice cream cones. i bite my ice cream.

at least he didn't bite your forehead. now THAT would be weird.

Oh my, I so remember that episode and so would not find that attractive...wow...I didn't realize that things like that happen in real life...And I agree on the ear thing, lobes, great, but wet willy NOOOOO!!!

wow! :( How creep is that!?

This was just the laugh I needed (again) to get off of my ass in my hotel room and out into the world of Madrid... I bet lots of Spaniards enjoy the face lick. Now if only I could find one - they're all on three week long August holiday!

I guess after 15 years of marriage I have forgotten how it feels to be "licked". Next time keep a paper towel handy!

Creepy!!!

I have never found a semi-public social situation where licking someone was acceptible. Hmmm. Did this guy sniff you, when you first met? If so, this guy has gone over to the "dawg side of the force," and may have to face Luke Thighlicker in battle.

Speaking of being licked, I ran a 50-miler a week ago and saw a sign that said, "need salt?...lick an ultrarunner."

No thanks, I'd rather die a horrible, painful death, of salt depletion.