Little Miss Runner Pants

“Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.” ~Cliff Clavin

wow, couldn'tve said it better myself.

Damn, you beat me to it. I was thinking of that same thing. Also try googling the beer and ice cream diet.

I know you are trying to post every day, but that was a bit sparse... ;)

You got nuthin', do ya?!

Do what I do, when I have nothing to blog about: post pictures of myself in skimpy outfits.

I swear it's true...

Alcohol... the cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems! *hiccup*

Man, I wish I had a govt job so I could get all sorts of holidays off! Random factoid for possible future Trivial Pursuit purposes - your lovely state of Kansas was the first state to celebrate Veteran's Day...

I'm glad you are getting creative on your daily posts. Toss one back for me.

If beer were a woman, I'd marry her.

I LOVE them too. How cool!

your prose is akin to poetry my dear.

"beer bad" - Buffy

I'm with Flatman. I say we convene a special inquiry on legitimate blog posting (or get the Man Rule group to judge).

Of course, if she had enough of the equation, she may miss today, just from the hangover.

Is that in your training plan?