PMS
i'm annoyed. with almost everyone around me right now. i can't stop crying at the most ridiculous things and there's a good chance i might just straight arm slap the next person i come into contact with.
just because.
i also can't stop eating salty foods... i crave a cake like substance but have as of yet somehow refrained. probably because instead i'm drinking copius amounts of coke. and i have one of those really painful "facial blemishes" coming in on my chin that's about the size of china.
i really love being a woman.
really.
Comments
Yay, just in time for your duathlon! Ugh.
Posted by: Danielle in Iowa | May 17, 2007 09:07 PM
This might be one of the funniest posts I've ever read from you. And I've read some damn funny ones.
Now don't straight-arm slap me. I'm running 50 miles on Saturday.
Posted by: Viper | May 17, 2007 09:26 PM
i did the cut and run even before i knew it was PMS.
now, i'm thinkin' i'm a strategic genius.
Posted by: bold | May 17, 2007 10:08 PM
Channel that pms into some asphault kicking and bike pedaling awesomeness.
Besides, cake and coke and salty/sugary goodness actually fuels you to go faster...didn't cha hear!?
Posted by: Running Jayhawk | May 17, 2007 10:59 PM
Comment withheld for fear of AJ backlash
Posted by: winz | May 18, 2007 06:24 AM
um, have a good day!
Posted by: jeanne | May 18, 2007 06:57 AM
since i'm farther than an arm's lenght - I'm mailing your thing on Monday - just FYI - sorry I didn't get to it earlier.
Posted by: Susan | May 18, 2007 07:59 AM
hilarious post.
i feel every piece of it :-)
have a good day.
Posted by: LeahC | May 18, 2007 08:57 AM
Sounds like you need a girl's night--watching movies in your pajama's, drinking lots of wine and eating lots of chocolate-y desserts. Too bad you're not in Dallas...I'd host.
Posted by: Andra Sue | May 18, 2007 09:26 AM
I HATE PMS! I feel an alien trapped in a woman's body.
Posted by: Denise "Firefly" | May 18, 2007 09:57 AM
Two Words. Carbo. Loading. They cover a multitude of sins.
Think of the fun you'll have shredding the bike course with your womanly angst. Use it.
Posted by: Larissa | May 18, 2007 12:32 PM
good luck this weekend.
Posted by: eddie | May 18, 2007 04:05 PM
i sometimes wish they still sequestered the PMS and menstruating women to huts, like they did in caveman days. because i can be flat out MEAN when it's my time.
Posted by: miss petite america | May 18, 2007 05:00 PM