damn you blending machine.
my blender and i weren't getting along this morning. we were having a bit of a dispute.. i wanted my protein shake less chunky, he didn't really seem to care.
i tried talking sense to him.. even tried man-handling him a bit and shaking him around... but when i stuck that spoon in his top, man did he get pissed.
an argument ensued and...
well.
he won.
he won... all over my kitchen. the floor. the ceiling.
and... in some sort of power trip - i will not be stirred with a spoon - final last blow, he puked all over my pants.
however i didn't actually notice the pant puking until after i was in my car.. well on my way to work.
so.. it sort of looks like i've been intimate with the pepto bottle.
its good times over here.
happy tuesday folks. and don't do what i did... because blenders?
DONT. LIKE. SPOONS.
..... who knew?!
Comments
Hee...I'm first.
Posted by: Flat | August 7, 2007 07:48 AM
Spoon - as with other objects, we ask ourselves, Will it Blend?
http://www.willitblend.com/
Suggest they try it!
Posted by: Brent Buckner | August 7, 2007 08:03 AM
Intimate with Pepto. What was that like?
Now, I put spinach (yes, SPINACH) in my smoothies, so when that happens to me (and it does, believe me, it does) its really ugly.
At least your stain was a pretty pink.
Posted by: Phoenix | August 7, 2007 08:25 AM
So apparently, one needs top 10 lists on the complex psyche of females and blenders. Boys, not so much.
Posted by: Greyhound | August 7, 2007 08:28 AM
LMAO. That's funny stuff.
Posted by: Vanilla | August 7, 2007 08:35 AM
Remember I'm laughing with you - not AT you. That is awesomely hilarious!
Reminds me of the wine bottle "explosion" I had in my kitchen but that's a story for another day :)
Posted by: Jessica | August 7, 2007 10:29 AM
That's too funny. I think your blender needs a lesson on who's in charge.
Posted by: jkrunning | August 7, 2007 02:15 PM
That is hilarious.. Sorry about the mess though.. Damn appliances have a mind of their own!
Posted by: Teacherwoman | August 7, 2007 08:30 PM
the only thing this post was missing was a purse.
Posted by: Nytro | August 7, 2007 11:29 PM
LOL...I also can make the biggest messes in the kitchen. Love your blog, btw...great place :) Joan
Posted by: joan | August 8, 2007 11:20 AM
OK, see, your problem is that you got the hawt sexy red blender - of course it's gonna have an attitude!
Posted by: Siren | August 8, 2007 03:08 PM
Hmmm...I knew disposals didn't like spoons, but blenders? Well, now I know.
Posted by: Jess | August 11, 2007 05:03 PM
Now THIS was funny.
Posted by: Viper | May 26, 2008 12:15 PM