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i heart leavenworth.

" HI. Mr. Goodcents Subs and Pastas, how can i help you?!"

"um. HI! yeah, okay.. i'd like to place an order to pick up!?"

"please hold."

... holding... holding... .... holding...

"arlight so.. can i get a name for this order?!"

"oh sure.. AJ."

"i'm sorry what was that?"

"um.. AJ"

"and... could you spell that for me please?!"

i.... what? SPELL???

"uhh.. A..... J... " ... wtf?!

"oh. right. ok then, and.. the order"

"ok.. i'd like a large salad. with tuna.. no olives, tomato, onion and banana peppers please"

.... silence as he's, i'm guessing.. writing all this down....

"uhhh, right. tuna. now did you want a half or a whole?!"

"no i..."..(... OMG! ..). ".. that was a salad. actually? so... i want the WHOLE thing? a large?!"

"ok right and.. what'd you want on it?!"

AHHHH!!!
"tomato. onion. banana peppers!!!?! please!!!?"

"right. got it. thanks."

"great so what.. ---"

... and then he hung up. no "and your total is".. or.. "this will be ready in".. just,

gone.

*sigh*

thats right folks. only the best work in the mighty town of leavenworth Kansas.

and i just loathe adore them all!

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haha, the headline caught my attention because I thought only someone in KS could know of a leavenworth. I'm sure they are just as smart in other locations too. :)

Dang. I'm SO jealous...you have Mr. Goodcents. They've become extinct in Texas as far as I know. I used to love that place. Well, customer service notwithstanding. :P

OMG! What a maroon!

but how did it taste? you're making me HUUUUNNNGRRYYYY!

come on, no one said, "isn't leavenworth" a prison???

send pizza now.

how come no one has said, "isn't leavenworth a prison???"

there, now i said it.

twice.

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