Little Miss Runner Pants

i know, i know..

where's my Celebrity Something?!

well folks..i'm at work. actually working today.. although not on actual work.. yes. thats your tax dollars hard at work. but until i get back home to my camera, my pictures = it happened proof, and etch out a moment to write about this weekend's trip, i thought i'd post a lil sumthin'sumthin..

while seeking inspiration online i came across this little gem from Esquire Magazine...

10 Things You Don't Know About Women.

the above link is written by Tea Leoni, but from what i can tell they have various celebrity women write a little 10 things list and.. wha-la. instant time-killer.

for you today, i've browsed the various lists, selected the most true (to me), and posted them for your reading enlightenment. enjoy!!

1. It's always, always better to go commando than to show up in tighty-whiteys.
2. When you're talking dirty to us, call us a whore and not a prostitute.
3. We only tell you the things we want you to know about us, and you can bet dollars to doughnuts there are more than ten of them.
4. Admitting that you're into us becomes infinitely less endearing when you follow it with the phrase, "Which is weird, because you're not really my type."
5. When a hot woman walks by and we ask if she's your type, refrain from saying things like "Nah, I like a woman with a little meat on her bones" as you give us a squeeze.
6. The smell of sweat is sexy within reason. Nuzzling your neck when you come home from the gym: sexy. Getting trapped in your armpit after you've played eighteen holes in 90-degree heat: not sexy.
7. You can never give us too many sincere compliments. To be honest, you can never give too many exaggerated ones, either.
8. It isn't our period that's making us moody; it's you.
9. Supersecret: Unless we're blind or have no night-light in the bathroom, the whole toilet-seat thing is exaggerated and meant to control you.
10. We like being wrestled.

and okay this one rings true too...

11.We loosened the jar first.

WHAT!!?! it does!!!