Little Miss Runner Pants: dear 0% bodyfat guy...

dear 0% bodyfat guy,

next summer i would very much enjoy participating in a half ironman event type situation. if it is at all possible, i would very very much enjoy participating in said event type situation without the fear of death, dismemberment, or other great bodily harm.

as you may or may not know, it is a common practice of newb athletes, not unlike myself, to hire more experienced athletes to help them in this endeavor. said experienced athletes are often older, wiser, and much better looking than the newbs. not surprisingly they are also often referred to as.... "coach".

having had the highest honor of spectatorship thrust upon me two short weeks ago by IMMOO, it has become evident that to properly dominate the field, i must not only seek out a "coach", but that you, good kind sir, are that man.

i am (almost) certain that with your skills, knowledge, and dashing good looks, there is a fair possibility that i may survive my chosen half-ironman event, and live to, one day, perhaps even do it again.

with that thought in mind, it would be my great honor to officially request your services, in the form of "coach", for my half ironman event type situation.

yours very sincerely,
little miss runner pants.

(oh, and, one more thought!!?!

YOU'RE PRETTY!)

Comments

i'm so pretty, oh so pretty.........

Good luck AJ!

Posted by: winz | September 18, 2007 1:11 PM

You.Go.Girl!

Which one ya' gonna do? huh? huh? huh? Come on, spill it!

Posted by: Greyhound | September 18, 2007 1:13 PM

Sweet plan. Good luck!

Posted by: Donald | September 18, 2007 2:26 PM

That pretty comment should do it!

Posted by: TNTCoachKen | September 18, 2007 2:57 PM

Oh yeah, you HAVE to be talking about Winz.

Good Luck! I just did my first half this past weekend. (don't read my report. ignorance is bliss).

Posted by: Tea | September 18, 2007 3:27 PM

*wink, wink* Don't forget that part. It's very important.

Posted by: jkrunning | September 18, 2007 4:08 PM

WILDFLOWER!! or Vineman. Please? I know it costs money to travel but it is so beautiful out here. Vineman is especially fantastic. And it's in the wine country. Need I say more??

Posted by: 21stCenturyMom | September 18, 2007 4:13 PM

Wow, you're brave! And maybe the prettiness will soften the pain he'll probably put you through for training :-)

Posted by: Danielle in Iowa | September 18, 2007 4:24 PM

Wooo!!!!

Which half IM are you doing? Think Florida! THINK FLORIDA!!!

You'd at least beat me. :)

Posted by: Running Jayhawk | September 18, 2007 4:36 PM

I'm IMPRESSED!!! offically totally impressed!!

I might rip off your post to use on match.com

You GO GIRL!

Posted by: jeanne | September 18, 2007 7:53 PM

Yeah! I'm planning on my first half Ironman next summer too! Looks like there are many hours at the downtown airport ahead of us.....

Posted by: Anne | September 18, 2007 8:19 PM

ummmmm okay so:
1. HOLY SMOKES GIRL! you know i'm totally pumped for you!!
2. i read vineyard and "wine country" and thought...ummm let's do that one!

Posted by: Kim | September 19, 2007 7:01 AM

ummmmm okay so:
1. HOLY SMOKES GIRL! you know i'm totally pumped for you!!
2. i read vineman and "wine country" and thought...ummm let's do that one!

Ah, come on, skip the half, just go straight to the full! :)

OK, confession here...even with no experience doing a tri, there is that small, small part of me that thinks, hmm...wouldn't it be cool to do an ironman...

Posted by: Danielle | September 19, 2007 7:07 AM

Yay! This is super, super cool!

Posted by: Laurie | September 19, 2007 9:52 AM

How exciting! Which one are you contemplating?

Posted by: Jennifer AKA RunnerGirl | September 19, 2007 11:00 AM

VINEMAN, VINEMAN, VINEMAN!!!

So, did 0% BF guy say yes? Is he a certified coach? Way to get your game on in advance, girlie!

Posted by: andra sue | September 19, 2007 1:07 PM

Yeah...I am really pretty. There are so few of us around.

Posted by: The Fat Runner | September 19, 2007 1:36 PM

Hey, I was at IMMoo.

But I'm 20% body fat guy. Won't do ya much good.