couples yoga.
... "ok. so the man is going to sit forward on the mat. crossing his legs in lotus, or half-lotus (think: indian style) or whatever feels comfortable... and now the girl is going to sit facing him, with her legs straddling the man, and her thighs resting on his thighs...."
*ahem*
yeah.
welcome to couples yoga.
leetle piece of advice?!
don't let your yoga instructor set you up with "this really fun guy" just so you can attend.
because?! in yoga instructor speak?
"this really fun guy" means a 55 year old divorced dude who feels it necessary to wear tights and make somewhat crude "so.. ya got any handcuff for this move?!" comments.
ooh yeah.
my saturday night rocked!!!
Comments
Hahaha, awkward!
Posted by: Danielle in Iowa | November 19, 2007 11:35 AM
!!!! I am speechless.
Posted by: Laurie | November 19, 2007 11:55 AM
which part of that is bad...?
Posted by: jeanne | November 19, 2007 12:18 PM
Uhm. Ewwww.
Well ewww for you. He had a GREAT time.
Posted by: Greyhound | November 19, 2007 12:36 PM
OH.HELL.NO.
Posted by: monica | November 19, 2007 01:49 PM
Wow, that's horrible. I'm never going to Yoga now - I might get setup with a 55 year old scary dude.
Posted by: rainmaker | November 19, 2007 01:51 PM
Oh- ouch.
Posted by: stronger | November 19, 2007 02:18 PM
That is SO wrong! I'd have some choice words for said yoga instructor....
Posted by: Audrey | November 19, 2007 03:22 PM
L...O....L!!!!!
Posted by: TJ | November 19, 2007 03:45 PM
ACK! I don't think I would even enjoy that. I mean ew. Of course if your yoga instructor set me up with the 55 year old guy he would be grossed out so eff him. Sersly.
Posted by: 21stCenturyMom | November 19, 2007 04:33 PM
Ewww.... That's gross.
Posted by: Jes | November 19, 2007 07:23 PM
i had to hose myself off after reading this, it was so disgusting.
but i guess i'm jealous...NOT
Posted by: courtney | November 19, 2007 09:48 PM
Ew.
Posted by: The Rover | November 19, 2007 11:19 PM
Um... yea. Yogini better watch his/her back, I'm thinkin'.
Ew.
Posted by: Tammy | November 20, 2007 01:01 AM
Yes, bring your own - that way you know what's on the menu....
Posted by: Brent Buckner | November 20, 2007 09:54 AM
Bleh. Double bleh.
Posted by: Greyt Times | November 20, 2007 09:59 AM
AWESOME
Posted by: Eddie | November 20, 2007 04:04 PM
Oh. no.
Posted by: jkrunning | November 20, 2007 06:06 PM
o....m...g....
now that sounds horrifying! and funny! LOL!
Posted by: Tiggs | November 21, 2007 01:52 PM
This is the day I pick to visit after like two months away?
I promise NEVER to leave you again.
Posted by: Mark | November 21, 2007 02:15 PM
Oh...scary.
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