um.... oops.
for those of you keeping tabs at home...
pomegranate vodka: $23.00
drunk dialing/texting boys while on pomegranate vodka?!: priceless
also... word of advice!?!
sometimes not knowing what you texted while drunk is better than finding out.
i just went through my "sent" messages and found the following texts, that have nothing to do with anything that i remember about the night...
sent: "Iii!"
sent: "surl awake?!"
sent: "i need to pee but they playing journey.." (actually that has to do with the fact that i was at a dueling piano bar and... they were playing journey. i just can't actually believe i felt the need to text this to someone.)
sent: "titties and beer" ........ don't ask.
sent: "they played the little mermaid. i know all the words"
... what's important to keep in mind here is that i'm having a complete one-way conversation with this person. i had, in the 72 texts i apparently wrote... received 3 or 4 back. mostly one word answers having to do with "you're an idiot stop texting me its 1 in the morning".
*sigh*
onward...
(and the next two are truely the icing on the cake)
sent: "chicken fried chicken"
sent: "foiled!"
... i then went on to send a series of texts asking the poor recipient why on EARTH they weren't answering the phone?!
unfortunately for me this afternoon.. that reason has just become all too clear.
Comments
love it. i need deets stat.
Posted by: Kim | December 1, 2007 3:43 PM
No way.... this HAS to be for comic effect only. Seriously.
Ah the demon grape, or potato/pomegranate as the case may be.
Posted by: 21stCenturyMom | December 1, 2007 5:10 PM
pomegranate vodka?!?!
damn i live a shelter life. i knew not of this substance until now.
sounds like potent stuff!
Posted by: Anonymous | December 1, 2007 5:46 PM
even thinking about it made me forget to enter my name......
Posted by: TJ | December 1, 2007 5:49 PM
oh, 21c.. how i wish that were true. i assure you, however, that it did infact happen.
not a proud moment for this chick.
not. proud.
on the upside though, i did have quite a splendid evening, so.. at least i have that.
.... which is nice.
Posted by: aj | December 1, 2007 5:57 PM
hilarious. i'm right there with you. but with emails...bad BAD...you can get all...elaborate. bad.
Posted by: curly su | December 1, 2007 7:54 PM
The 'foiled' one is awesome, nearly as good as the beer one.
I hope you got a whole lot of pomegranate vodka for $23. Like TJ, I had no idea of such items.
Posted by: rainmaker | December 1, 2007 7:54 PM
that's pretty hilarious, at this end. but oh my...the recipient. oh me oh my...your story is WAAAAY better than mine!
Posted by: jeanne | December 1, 2007 10:32 PM
Sounds like lots of fun! I have only drunk texted once in my life and that's when they took my phone away. Drats!
Posted by: Denise "Firefly" | December 2, 2007 3:51 PM
Wow. I'm SO glad you weren't texting me...
Posted by: The Rover | December 3, 2007 1:11 AM
Sometimes it pays to have dated before the advent of instantaneous communication technology . . . and to have the impenetrable filter of shyness and stoicism. Never could have happened to me, dunk or sober.
Although I never had quite that much fun either.
Posted by: Greyhound | December 3, 2007 8:28 AM
Sometimes it pays to have dated before the advent of instantaneous communication technology . . . and to have the impenetrable filter of shyness and stoicism. Never could have happened to me, dunk or sober.
Although I never had quite that much fun either.
Posted by: Greyhound | December 3, 2007 8:28 AM
LMAO!
Posted by: Greyt Times | December 3, 2007 8:47 AM
This was the funniest thing I've seen in a while! Usually I'm too scared to even READ my drunk texts... kudos for being brave enough to post them for all the interweb to see. Funny stuff! :)
Posted by: jess | December 3, 2007 9:20 AM
at least they weren't mean-spirited
Posted by: eddie | December 3, 2007 3:16 PM
I replied 5 times, not 3 or 4.
Posted by: textual harasee | December 6, 2007 12:32 PM