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April 21, 2008

suckage. major.

oof.

saturday morning's ride was rough.

being that it was one of our first nice weekends here in KC some peeps and i decided to go ride the IMKS route.

oooh.
bad idea.

first of all.. the course is just gunna be hard. its JUST gunna be HARD. ya know that topo map i posted earlier, and it looked like a bunch of rolling hills?!

well. they aren't.
there are no rolling hills.

oh... there are hills!
but they don't roll.
they go from flat.. flat... flat... to CLIMB! CLIMB! CLIMB!

and if you were to take just any one of 'em?!

eh. not bad.
but when you put all of them, plus some ferocious wind, together, in sort of a one-two strike-out punch kinda way!?!

.... suckage. MAJOR.

the first leg (the course is called the iron cross, so... one of the appendages = one leg)... yeahhhh... the first leg and back took me 1:40.

HOURS!

multiply that by 4, folks, and we have a problem.

i was supposed to ride 3 hours but with my i can't do this. i'm never gonna finish this. why did i sign up for this? what am i doing? why am i here? mental dialogue and the wind beating down on me... i packed it in after my first leg and drove home severly humbled.

after last weekends Austin Awesomeness.. i was feeling pretty good. i thought i'd made some serious progress riding-wise and felt like this half IM thing was in my grasp.

unfortunately, i think i was wrong.

SO. its back to training out of fear as opposed to excitement for me, because right now... finishing this thing?!

i'm starting to have my doubts.

April 17, 2008

imks 70.3 course ride...

this is just an FYI for anyone living in the vicinity...

this saturday i'm planning, along with a few friends, to head up to lawrence and ride the IMKS course. if anyone's interested drop me a line and i'll give you the deets!

April 09, 2008

IMKS 70.3 bike elevation

a friend of mine rode the course this weekend and just sent the bike elevation map, according to his garmin....


two words....

HOLY. MOLY.

another two words?!

I'M. SCREWED!

March 25, 2008

first lone ride.

why is it that riding by myself... in a group... i have no problem doing.

but riding by myself... by. myself.... that suddenly i get really scared?!

i am almost always in the back of the pack. last year i was so far back that i was almost always riding alone, unable to even keep the pack in my sight, much less call what i was doing anything resembling riding with them.

but by myself, by myself, and that's like a whole new ball game.

today i have to ride 2.5 hours, outside.
the weatherman says supposedly its going to get up to 60 degrees today, but that there will be weather-alert like winds.

sweet!.

*groan*

so right now... i'm kind of waiting it out.

i know that at some point i'll have to actually just get on with it, and head out on my own, but..

my fear of making left hand turns (having to change lanes. on MISSION ROAD!!?! and do so without cutting any cars off and/or getting myself hit?!

yeah. i scared.) is making this whole "get out there and RIDE!!" thing a little problematic.

i'm all for being courageous, not needing anyone to hold my hand, and declaring my independence as i streak down the road on my bike, but..

ya know.

i'd like to do all that without getting killed!

February 20, 2008

its time for spring.... (bit of a rant.)

so i know i'm not the only one that feels this way...

and i know there are people out there suffering far worse than i may be...

BUT I AM DAMN SICK OF THIS WEATHER!

it is too cold outside. too cold to run. too cold to swim. too cold to bike.

really its sort of too cold to even drive because i have some sort of junk-mobile that makes a high pitched squealing noise every morning when i start it up, but that's neither here nor there.

the point is... ITS TOO COLD.

and?
i'm sick of it.

i'm sick of running for an hour on the treadmill every other day.
i'm sick of freezing my tits off on the way to the gym and then having to talk myself into hopping into a pool of freeze your tits off cold water to swim.
and i'm really sick of spinning.

spinning is just getting a wee bit old. and i dont want to do it anymore, because two and a half hours?

TWO. and a HALF. HOURS????
is too much.

it too much to do sitting in a room staring at a wall.
even when the music is good!

and spinning every tuesday/thurday night?!

kill. me.
my legs feel like they're going to fall off.

and what's with that anyway, huh? what's with schizo spin instructors who think climbing intervals of 4 and 5 minutes long are a GOOD IDEA!!?!?!

i wanted to puke last night. and i almost did!

power interval.
time trial.
climb for 4 minutes.

power interval.
time trial.
climb for 3 minutes.

power interval.
time trial.
climb for 2 miutes... i'm sorry but what are we, climbing the f*cking alps!!?!

why are there no such things as down hills?!

or better yet... COASTING!!!.

I WANT TO COAST!
i want to power my way up a hill and then get to enjoy the fact that i just did that by speeding down the other side while wind blows through my hair.

and not fan wind.

ACTUAL WIND!

i just. want. spring.

i want spring and outdoors and sunshine and a tan.
i want cute skirts, and open toed shoes, and a reason to get dressed up again instead of yet another hoodie.

i want grass.
and lemonade.
and tank tops.

i want to run outside and feel that feeling that you get when its hot, and you're sweaty, but you feel good and energized and want one more mile.

i want warm afternoons spent in the sun, layed out with a good book, maybe a soft breeze and an ice cold bevvy in my hand.

and hats.
hats because i'm shading myself from the sun.

not warming my ears from the air.

I. WANT. SPRING.
and its almost march, ya know?

is that REALLY so much to ask?

i mean jeeeeez.

January 11, 2008

spinning is killing me.




i kid you not.

this week was our first week of two-day-a-week spin class and i. almost. died.




i was so tired at one point i seriously think i shed a tear. i could not go on. we did a 30:00 interval that included entiredly too f*cking much climbing and i wanted to punch someone.

its kicking my ass.

however, its also making my ass noticeably smaller, so i suppose it is a good thing.

that being said, for those of you in Kansas City who are in training, own a bike, and aren't in this class i have one word for you...


spin3.jpg




W-H-Y-?!

December 16, 2007

KCCX

yup. i did. i made it out to the event. and i am so. glad. i. did.

after listening to everyone go on and on about the race at the KCM christmas party... and noticing that the majority of conversation participants were attractive-figures-of-the-male-persuasion... i figured what the hell. i should go!

just after noon 0% and i made our way out, arriving in the middle of the elite women's race, and.. my first impression of the sport as a whole can most accurately be described in two words:

HOLY SHIT!

0%'s husband, as well as some other friends from the club, do cyclocross all the time. i've heard all the stories about mud and trees and obstacles and biking, but...
i dunno. i guess never really put it together in my head quite right because i was NOT expecting to see what i saw.

because what i saw was just straight up nuts.

first of all, the races have been going since thursday. its been snowy/icy/focking freezing cold all week and.. to your typical cyclocross-er.... thats a GOOD thing. the course was a mess. it was mud and slush in some places, rock hard frozen dirt in others. the course wound up and down and turny zig zag, all over the friggin place, and then towards the back...

there were stairs.


............. STAIRS!

as in.. doo-doo-doo, riding my bike. oh hey whats up, stairs... get off my bike, shoulder it, run up these mondo stairs... doo-doo.. get back on my bike, riiiiide down the hill, take a SHARP turn right, oh look... more stairs

i mean...

what the hell?!?

they're insane. covered in mud, falling, crashing into each other. running down hills with bikes on their shoulders, practically taking out spectators at every turn..

it was awesome!

and? not only that?!

these dudes are HOT! (i'm just sayin...)

all in all, it was some serious fun. and, for those of you that don't know... here's how it works (cuz i learned. so now i shall share...):

the start is like the start of a your typical race. all the cyclists are jammed together, someone shoots off a gun, and BAM! begin.

the cyclists take off at sprint speed. i dunno if ALL races are this way, but in this case.. they start on pavement. they go down a little and then veer off into this random field. the course itself is a few bikes wide, so the beginning is fun to watch as they're all elbow to elbow knocking into each other.

so. they're on the course. the course is super windy with lots of up/down/sharp turn/back up/turn/etc... and there are various obstacles. because of weather conditions this particular race didn't have little barricades but often times they do. anyway.. they go around and around and around.. as many laps as they can for like 45 minutes.

and whoever's fastest wins.

HOW.EV.AH... if you get lapped... you're out. *and*... if you have some sort of mechanical dysfunction, you have to run your bike along the course all the way back to the pit to get a new one...

not like in, say, the tour, where they'll hand you a bike right on the course.

so.. its crazy. some peeps are biking, some are walking, some are biffing it.. HARD...

its pretty sweet.

and then whoever gets to the finishline first after your 45 minutes are up...

well. you win!








(more pics to come. 0% took'em, so i'll get them up as soon as i can!)

September 17, 2007

quickly.

first of all..

i'm about to be busy.
"about to be" because right at this very moment, no.. nothing's pressing. but.. if i don't hop to it soon, it will be. and then when my next big project gets dumped on my head in a week, i'll be drowning in DTRA related work and i'll be pissed at myself for not doing more, sooner.

second of all...

i'm days away from a ranting post. i just moved in with my used-to-be-but-apparently-never-really-was very good friend Hallmark Girl, and between the @%#^%! dribbling out of her mouth, being kicked out of the apartment so her parents could sleep in the bed that I'M PAYING RENT FOR, and having to watch her and her new BF play tonsil hockey all morning..

i'm less than pleased.

and last but not least...

i want aero-bars on my bike, but i'm unsure of what kind to buy. a friend suggested this site but i just don't even know how to choose.

ideas!? anyone?!

please!!?!

and.. thats all i got. stay tuned for hopefully a pretty big announcement towards the end of the week!

(HA! teasers. gotta love'em.)

August 01, 2007

an "easy" ride..

one of the first rides i ever went on was mid-september last year... i was sort of late to the tri-party, what can i say... and 0% was kind enough to ride with me.

in our little group, whenever someone new wants to test out their feelings on "the bike" we head down to the downtown airport. it's this maybe 4 mile loop that's completely away from traffic and stoplights.. its almost like its own little island.

so, there i was. it was a tuesday night and i was on, like i said, maybe my 2nd or 3rd week of "serious riding".

(serious riding to be translated into... i got on my bike about once a week for more than 2 weeks in a row. it was a big deal back then.

*ahem*

still is.)

i was nervous about riding with people and for the most part sort of liked to go at it on my own. but 0%'s a chatty chick, so i thought sweet. she'll talk. i'll ride. it'll be good, i can just concentrate on keeping up!

as we started the ride i mentioned being a little hesitant to ride with her, and she said something along the lines of "don't worry. i'm not interested in going hard, i'll just cruise with you"... although i seriously doubt she used those exact words.

anyway... all i remember, is that i was almost dying. here she was, next to me, chit-chatting away, as though hardly working, if at all, and i'm busting ASS to try and keep up. at one point i looked down and we were going...

now brace yourself. because this number will surprise you..

we were going fourteen miles per hour!!!

i remember distinctly saying to myself shit. i hope she just leaves. i can't do this. there is no way i can make it around this loop at this speed. i'm GOING. to DIE.

yeah. 14mph around a 4 mile loop. i = rule!

anyway, i bring this up because last night, after declaring that i was DUNZO!!! with riding 20 minutes into our ride (clearly, i am a force to be reckoned with on the bike. WATCH out!), 0% and i turned around to head home. as we passed one particularly nice section of the ride i pulled up next to her and we talked a bit about.. just whatever.. and i happened to look down at my bike computer, and started to laugh.

our easy ride, no big deal, conversational pace, that i was actually capable of keeping up... was just over 19.

for you long time riders out there.. that ain't nuthin. especially considering that wasn't exactly my AVERAGE for the ride... sure. its not all that much to write home about....

but in that moment last night, as i rode past my old running trails, waved to the constant riders passing by, and enjoyed a short, yet much needed ride, i had a wave of contentment sweep over me. and it was kinda nice.

afterwards i parked my bike in the 0% garage, donned some running shoes, and hit the pavement for this seasons VERY FIRST BRICK! (yeahhhh.. slap me the next time i wonder why my run is so slow in triathlon!)

i was actually expecting a much more horrible experience than i had. 0% had given me a little route to run, i had to go for :40 minutes, and... that was it. i just ran.

(and.... i kinda walked a bit too. not gunna lie.)

when i returned from my run and stopped my watch, i'd made it 37:23 minutes and counted that as DONE.

this morning i mapped out my route on gmap-pedometer and i apparently covered just over 3.5 miles and ran at a 10:40 pace!!

i have no idea how that happened. but i will TAKE IT!

i'm not too sure about this whole running and biking... AND crossfit thing, during the week...

but so far so good. and at least for today.. i'm a happy camper.

July 13, 2007

the fall

ever since i learned to go clipless.. i've been waiting for this day.

i knew it was going to happen. its inevitable, and everyone does it. its almost a rite of passage, but some how, until last night... i'd avoided it.

The Fall.

the completely ridiculous, i've been riding my bike now for several months, i'm actually quite capable of coming to a complete and full stop WHILE clipping out, i swear i'm not that new... fall.

thankfully yesterday.. it could've been worse.

i rode to the park pretty early, not knowing if i'd have the same misfortune of a 20 minute stop light (really. no honestly. a few weeks ago.. i was stuck. the sensors wouldn't pick up that i was needing a green light, and... i sat. for a good 20 minutes. not wanting to dart out across a majorly busy intersection at 5:30pm on a thursday.
it was really, really dumb.) as i'd had previously, so i gave myself the extra time.

and of course wound up arriving 30 minutes too soon.

as luck would have it, though, there was only one other person i knew in the parking lot.
because as i rode up...

and my bike slowed down...

and i experienced an extreme lapse of thought...

it happened.

roughly three feet away from the back of Massage Guy's car, a weird sensation came over me. my bike was not going forward. my legs were in a completely ackward position to clip out.. and i basically froze.

what seems like 15 or 20 seconds, but i'm sure was more like 2 or 3... i just hovered. i told myself... CLIP OUT!!! NOW!!! YOU CAN DO IT!!!! UNCLIP!!!

but when i tried to move my foot.. the pedals were stuck. or seemingly stuck, and in an act of severe desperation, i unclipped the wrong foot.

NOOOOOOO! not the right foot. left. LEFT! UNCLIP THE LEFT!

my body was having none of it. knowing full well that i needed to lean right, so as to put my now unclipped foot on the ground, i of course...

leaned left.

and i knew i was done for.

"oh shit. oh shit. oh shit. oh shit" --- BAM!

i was down. my bike was on top of me and as i looked down to check for broken things.. oh great. NOW you're unclipped.

Massage Guy turns to me and just simply asks... "what are you doing?!"

well. massage guy. it seems as though i've FALLEN! as if that weren't perfectly clear. now stop laughing and help me up!... muttering under my breath.. muttering under my breath...

luckily for me... nothing was hurt. save a bit for my ego, i had no real scrapes to be concerned with, just a completely stupid situation to laugh at, and i was up and acting as though nothing had happened in no time.

either way though... i felt a little dumb.

but hey, that's nothing new right!?

right!

June 03, 2007

an upbeat sandwich.


above image... stunningly handsome, makes the girls weak at the knees blonde biker boy's elevation chart which i mooched to show the horrid hills. see?! kansas is NOT as flat as you think it is!

and the 24 mile marker would be where i turned around. biker boy did the full 100.

i know, right?! he's quite the over achiever.


i'm going to describe today's Lone Star ride in what i'd like to call, an upbeat sandwich.

i will start and end with something upbeat, and fill the middle with... ugly meat.

it goes something like this:

i rode 45 miles today!

the hills were never ending. the wind flipped us all the bird, and i got dropped with such frequency that i'm pretty sure i know how a yoyo must feel.

i rode 45 miles today!

and that, my friends, is an upbeat sandwich.

other than that, there's not a lot to tell. supported rides actually are pretty great. there was food and not overly disgusting port-o-johns at every stop, 45 miles really was just about the perfect distance, and.... outside of there being no tail wind, falling so behind i actually thought i was lost, and crawling so slowly up those last few hills that my only recourse was to laugh.....

it wasn't so bad.

that being said, i am ever so glad to be done!