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Crazy Old Lady

I'm secretly an old lady. I (try to) go to bed early, I often eat dinner at 4:30, I think the neighborhood kids are annoying, and that most "young people" dress too skanky. Oh, and if you ever see someone walking around Target muttering "stupid f*ckers" under their breath, it's probably me being annoyed that they have either moved stuff around or are out of apples AGAIN. I don't know what Target's problem is, but they cannot consistently stock quality apples and it is so annoying.

But today, I am walking like an old lady, too. I was going to get up and run this morning but I'm a little too sore. Luckily, it's gotten better as the day has gone on. I'm almost strangely amused that, ITB aside, I might be more stiff/sore from the 10 miles than I was from Freescale.

The crazy part of my title is because I think running does something to your brain. Especially running around in the woods in 90% humidity. (I finally found the weather report from yesterday and it was 67-69 degrees with 90% humidity). Because I vividly remember running yesterday thinking "damn, this sucks. I am never running this again. I hate this. Why am I here? I wish a water stop would appear. Crap, it's only been ? This sucks."

YET as I was posting last night, and when I talked to the Engineer last night the word "fun" kept popping into my mind. How does that happen? It must be like childbirth, where your mind tricks you into forgetting that it hurts so you'll go through it again. I'm sticking to road racing for the rest of the summer, though. Maybe, and that's a big maybe, I'll try again next year. But am I ever glad that my first trail adventure was "only" 10 miles as opposed to the 15.5 (25K) I had thought about doing.

Want to see something scary? Go take a look at these pictures from the Afton FatAss. I think I would cry. I'm on a mailing list with a lot of MN trail/ultra runners, and I have a whole new level of respect for them after seeing pictures and actually running a trail.

Here's another report from yesterday, this one from a speedy college guy. This is how he described the hills:

"A word about the hills--if I were to approximate the topographical layout of the course here, it'd look a little like this:
/\_/\/\/\/\_/\/\/\/\--hills all of them about a 200-300 foot gain in elevation at slopes of 20-30 degrees."

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Comments

Mon 6/13/2005 6:23 PM

DUDE. It is totally like childbirth, at the time your thinking...NOOOOO WWaaay. Not only am I never doing THIS again, there is no way he is coming anywhere near me with THAT again. Then like the next day, you're ready to start having more babies...Euphoria...I believe is the word. LIke when I say...I want to run a a marathon....or I want to have another kid..I think it imust be like being on crack!

Tue 6/14/2005 1:10 PM

That's not running, that's HIKING! Good grief! Ok, I'm sticking to the trails at the park.