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How to Hug a Baby

My boss sent this to me and I thought it was funny:

HOW TO HUG A BABY
--Instructions for properly hugging a baby.

1. First, spy a baby.

2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.

3. Next you need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.

*Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the 'paw slide' easier.

4. The 'paw slide'
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality.

Dogs, if this is done properly, will secure you with a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life.

If you don't pass this along, a dog will come out and pee on your computer!









I guess you didn't send it fast enough!

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I have a 9-month old son and this is wayyyyyy to hilarious. great post!

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